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[crimogen]

❝ Lestrade here. I'm currently busy and can't pick up your call
now, so just leave a message and I'll get back to you shortly.

[Brief pause.]

If you're Sherlock, sod off. If it's the Doctor...

[Another pause.]

Nevermind. Just leave your message here. I'll get it eventually. ❞

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[notthedoctor]

[Yep. Same losing battle against his hand who just moved in.]

1. What else do you want from them?
2. He is not. You believe his lies? He's only just over a thousand at best.
3. Just get them, okay? We need them. It's important.
4. I made you chicken alfredo. The Doctor can't cook. I kicked him out to take Colin for 'walkies'. That poor cat gave so much for you. Sacrificed so much so you could have a good dinner after working all day.

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[crimogen]

[His life, it is hard.]

1. I never said I wanted anything.
2. 1300 or not, he's still older than me. Or you.
3. If its that important than you can get it yourself.
4. I think the Doctor more liable to my compassion at this moment.

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[notthedoctor]

[Aliens, man. They invaded and Lestrade was taken over.]

1. They're ponies. Go investigate. Ponies should not be able to do these things.
2. He's only a little bit older than me! And I'm smarter. I'm more human than he is. He doesn't understand things we do. [Bros, right, Lestrade?]
3. But - but. Please? [At least he can ask nicely.]
4. If you think so. He is your partner, after all. I'm just his hand that got cut off.

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[crimogen]

[Prettttty much.]

1. Ponies are not my division, much less flying and talking ones.
2. He's still old enough for me to know better than to question what he does. [Yes, for all of that the Doctor does, Lestrade still trusts him.]
3. Why can't you get it yourself?
4. I know how Colin reacts, that's all.