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[ VOICEMAIL ]
❝ Lestrade here. I'm currently busy and can't pick up your call
now, so just leave a message and I'll get back to you shortly.
[Brief pause.]
If you're Sherlock, sod off. If it's the Doctor...
[Another pause.]
Nevermind. Just leave your message here. I'll get it eventually. ❞
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[Voice mail message] 1/2
The Doctor said you were an investigator of some sort. Shouldn't you be looking into this? Have you heard of these things?
[Voice mail message] 2/2
The Doctor keeps insisting that he takes a cat for a walk. Did he hit his head?
Did the ponies do this?
OH! We need more sugar cookies too. We need those for the electricity. Don't forget them. I'll make sure there's some dinner left in the warmer for you.
You're welcome!
text;
1. I know about the ponies and no, they did not do anything
2. What the Doctor does with Colin is none of my business
3. Get the cookies yourself (and how do they relate to the electricity?)
4. ...I can get dinner for myself, thanks. But if there's leftovers you can keep them
text;
1. YES. They do! They fly and talk!
2. But - but he's walking Colin like a dog and giving him doggy toys. Are you sure he didn't hit his head? We don't like cats that much.
3. If you want to see how they relate to electricity, I suggest you bring them home. What kind of partner are you when you won't bring me those?
4. I made sure we kept some for you. I thought you might be hungry after a long shift. You don't eat enough. Everyone knows that. I made dinner. You'll like it. No takeaway! Good food at home. Put down that takeaway menu now.
text;
1. Well, yes, besides that.
2. Hell if I know how it is the Doctor thinks. He's 1300 years old.
3. I don't want to see, I just want to know if either are you are going to trip the flat. Again.
4. Just what exactly did you make?
text;
1. What else do you want from them?
2. He is not. You believe his lies? He's only just over a thousand at best.
3. Just get them, okay? We need them. It's important.
4. I made you chicken alfredo. The Doctor can't cook. I kicked him out to take Colin for 'walkies'. That poor cat gave so much for you. Sacrificed so much so you could have a good dinner after working all day.
text;
1. I never said I wanted anything.
2. 1300 or not, he's still older than me. Or you.
3. If its that important than you can get it yourself.
4. I think the Doctor more liable to my compassion at this moment.
text;
1. They're ponies. Go investigate. Ponies should not be able to do these things.
2. He's only a little bit older than me! And I'm smarter. I'm more human than he is. He doesn't understand things we do. [Bros, right, Lestrade?]
3. But - but. Please? [At least he can ask nicely.]
4. If you think so. He is your partner, after all. I'm just his hand that got cut off.
text;
1. Ponies are not my division, much less flying and talking ones.
2. He's still old enough for me to know better than to question what he does. [Yes, for all of that the Doctor does, Lestrade still trusts him.]
3. Why can't you get it yourself?
4. I know how Colin reacts, that's all.