crimogen: the avengers are actually real (so let me get this straight)
Greg Lestrade ([personal profile] crimogen) wrote2012-08-11 01:38 am
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❝ Lestrade here. I'm currently busy and can't pick up your call
now, so just leave a message and I'll get back to you shortly.

[Brief pause.]

If you're Sherlock, sod off. If it's the Doctor...

[Another pause.]

Nevermind. Just leave your message here. I'll get it eventually. ❞

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elevenoutoften: (I'm sorry what?)

voice (1/?)

[personal profile] elevenoutoften 2013-04-05 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Gregory! Gregory. A Pony can control the weather. Repeat, our weather is under the hoof of a pony. That can talk!
elevenoutoften: (omfgyes)

voice (2/?)

[personal profile] elevenoutoften 2013-04-05 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
They fly as well. Did I mention they fly? Are you at work? You're missing out. It's brilliant! It's amazing. Ponies with powers that can talk and fly.
elevenoutoften: (Oh well ew)

voice (3/4)

[personal profile] elevenoutoften 2013-04-05 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Wait, isn't this a police matter? Shouldn't we all be more concerned? I mean ponies with powers... should we keep tabs? Is this finally your division because I have no idea what is. What do you do at work?

Are you there now? [There's a pause.] Can you ask your boss to look into this?
elevenoutoften: (Whoops!)

voice (4/4) because I can and I'm bored and we need this recorded

[personal profile] elevenoutoften 2013-04-05 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
It's me again. Sorry to fill your voicemail but I have pressing urgent matters to discuss. Now. So listen as soon as you can.

[Super serious voice time.]

We're out of jammie dodgers. Pick some up. And also we need a bulb. I may have tripped over the wirey thing that connects the plug of the lamp to the plug socket thingy... and I may have broken the lamp. May. Not sure yet. The bulb has sort of broke everywhere. I got a little over excited during the pony rant.

See you soon!
Edited 2013-04-05 20:51 (UTC)
crimogen: now I've really seen everything (there is a head in the fridge)

text (1/?); what have I unleashed upon myself

[personal profile] crimogen 2013-04-06 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
Bloody hell, Doctor, I was in a meeting.
crimogen: can't I even have one sodding day off (not this again)

text (2/?); I knew I was going to start regretting this

[personal profile] crimogen 2013-04-06 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
And I told you before: stop leaving messages on my voicemail! Do you know how many of them do I need to clear each day?
crimogen: that's one thing I agree with them (the media is exhausting)

text (3/4); but since you're asleep I will retaliate

[personal profile] crimogen 2013-04-06 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
I work in homicides, Doctor. Talking flying ponies that can control the weather is really not my division. And neither is it my boss's.
crimogen: stop with your bloody assumptions goddamnit (did you even hear what I said)

text (4/4); muahahahaha

[personal profile] crimogen 2013-04-06 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
Back late tonight, so I've got no time to pick up those things you wanted. Go get it yourself, and DON'T get anything extra. And don't try to hide them either, I'll find out one way or another.

And stop leaving me voicemails already, christ. I have enough to sort through as it is.
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