crimogen: the avengers are actually real (so let me get this straight)
Greg Lestrade ([personal profile] crimogen) wrote2012-08-11 01:38 am
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❝ Lestrade here. I'm currently busy and can't pick up your call
now, so just leave a message and I'll get back to you shortly.

[Brief pause.]

If you're Sherlock, sod off. If it's the Doctor...

[Another pause.]

Nevermind. Just leave your message here. I'll get it eventually. ❞

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notthedoctor: (Determination)

Another voice about a half hour after the Doctor's

[personal profile] notthedoctor 2013-04-09 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
Chocolate. You're supposed to bring chocolate. I know he told you those dodger things, but they're not as good as chocolates.

Honestly, I don't know why you married him. His other ones never catered to him like this.
crimogen: I'm surprised Sherlock even knows about it (is that doctor who on the telly?)

weeping tears of laughter and pain right now

[personal profile] crimogen 2013-04-09 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
I--we're not married!!

[WHY DID YOU EVEN SAY THAT?!?!?]
notthedoctor: (The Doctor's Fault)

More laughter than pain?

[personal profile] notthedoctor 2013-04-09 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
He said you were his partner. Do they call it something else here then?

[This is what happens when the Doctor introduces someone as his partner instead of as a Companion.]

And he's telling you what groceries to get.
And he lives with you.
crimogen: you mean Sherlock and John are actually not shagging? (can you repeat that again)

so much more

[personal profile] crimogen 2013-04-09 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
Call what something else? We're just flatmates. And we're flatmates because he kept breaking into my flat and I was tired of changing the locks he broke.

[...yes, totally ignoring the groceries comment. SO WHAT IF HE FUSSES AT TIMES, HE'S AN OLD MAN OKAY.]
notthedoctor: (Drunk)

Yes! This is good then.

[personal profile] notthedoctor 2013-04-10 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Bananas. We need bananas too. I invented the banana daiquiri, you know.

[That surely wasn't a crash of glass in the background. Nope. Never.]

He said 'partner', not assistant or companion. Take it up with the Doctor.

And don't forget the bananas and chocolate!
crimogen: how do you not know this seriously (yes my name is Greg)

sadly

[personal profile] crimogen 2013-04-10 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING...]

I'm not any of those things!

[And no he is not getting the bananas and chocolate as well. :|]
notthedoctor: (Laughter)

[personal profile] notthedoctor 2013-04-10 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[There are things best not to ask, Gregory.]

Oh. Well. He said it.

[There will be much sulking and sending of one DI back out for food.]

Why does he walk a cat like a dog? Doctor! Colin is a cat! They don't take 'walkies'. Doc-

[thank goodness voicemail messages only record for so long.]
crimogen: no seriously why do I put up with you (I really didn't need to see that)

[personal profile] crimogen 2013-04-10 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[But this is his house we're talking about here.

--and yeah, he is sooooo not going to think about this until the end of his work day. So he will simply not respond and brace himself for whatever he has to face later.]
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